When Dubya isn't busy flipping the switch and chuckling
as others die, or throwing partiers in jail for daring to enjoy
the same substances as he, or swearing he "trusts the
people" while insisting upon telling women how to live their
lives and denying basic rights to homosexuals, he enjoys
snuff films and branding small children on his Texas spread.

Dubya! Dubya! He's our man.
If his daddy can't do it? Nobody can!